by Nuelle Pena

Next on target is Miss Lindsay Lohan

Miss Lohan wants to now be a model

I guess she thinks its easy because every one and their mama can be a super model.

But that ain’t so, it actually takes effort to make it look flawless

To wear nice things and walk down that long run way bra less.

I am an advocate of do what you wanna

Just make sure you don’t make quick decisions while smoking that marijuana.

Lindsay, girl…I think you’re a great actress

I say stick to that and perfect your craft-ess (ha ha)

I know you started off being a ford model

But that was way back when in your glory days.

You started making movies and showing late to set

You started acting like a Diva a bad diva but yet

Time after time you were given the benefit of the doubt

But that went down the drain when you started to pout.

You wanted this and you wanted that and you thought everyone owed you

You need to get help, everyone’s trying to tell you that boo.

You see, I know you and your “friend” Miss Sam fly every where when she does DJ gigs

I think you should just stick to that or making hell making some wigs.

You’re hair is starting to look a little thin,

maybe you should start eating its ok to have some din.

They say your career is over

But I think not

All you got to do is focus and lay off the pot.

You say you don’t do drugs but last time I checked

There’s been pictures of you getting wrecked.

Las Vegas, Paris all over Milan

Partying until the wee hours, even until dawn.

I know my poem doesn’t really rhyme

But I thought I had to check you b/c damn its about time

Liz is a contributing poet to Thank God I’m Famous. You can e-mail her at Liz@thankgodimfamous.com